Toomer's Trees

 So maybe by now you have heard about the poisioning of the Toomer's oak trees down there at Auburn University and how it was done by some insane old guy cause he is a sore loser when Alabama didn't win a football game. Ya I know seriously talk about a sore loser there with a whole cup of crazy added in, get this he is an ex cop too! Hello did you not know how illegal this was? Did you forget that cops can trace phone calls? Did you forget that giving you real name is a stupid get you caught kind of trick? Well dumbass you have been caught and your picture plastered all over every single news station in the state of Alabama's nightly news, everybody here hates your guts. I wonder if he thought that Alabama fans would think what he did was awesome, they do not at all.  An awesomely classy website on face book and twitter has popped up Tide for Toomers they are raising boat loads of money to help save these 130year old trees. Despite team rivalry this has brought the two colleges together in trying to save these magestic trees.
  So why does this Ohio State fan care anyway? .....simple..... this insane asshole did this to kill teo trees, to kill something made by nature. WTH! No big secret I am a tree hugger so seeing this story makes me so mad and upset because the 130 year old live oaks are not in favor of surviving the lethal doses of the poison. Why trees? Why couldn't he just spray paint some profanity on something? Or break something? I mean I am not at all saying go out and do stupid things but there was no stopping this brand of crazy really...why target the trees?!?! It really pisses me off! I am happy he was caught, I mean after all of the trail he left he couldn't have been going free.... might as well just made himself a shirt saying he did it. Dumbass called a radio station, used his real name, where he lived, and told them what he did and that he didnt care. Here comes a favorite word-----fucktard! (sorry grandma)
 I hope the trees make it I really do. Poor trees don't hurt anybody, they are only here trying to help us all survive!